Bob Barr (Hypocrisy, Honor and Integrity, Infidelity)

FACT: It is well known that Barr cheated on his wife. Recall that Barr was a leader in the campaign against Clinton’s own infidelity.

Dan Burton (Honor and Dignity)

FACT: Number of illegitimate children - 1. Number of female "staffers" he has had on federal payroll who didn't actually do any work - 2. 

Dan Burton (Hypocrisy, Honor and Integrity, Infidelity)

FACT: It is well known that Burton, not only cheated on his wife, but has an illegitimate child as well. Recall that Burton was a leader in the campaign against Clinton’s own infidelity.

Newt Gingrich (Hypocrisy, Honor and Integrity, Infidelity) 

FACT: Newt served divorce papers to his wife while she lying in a hospital bed fighting cancer so that he could marry his long time mistress. Fortunately, he’s already gone. Recall that Newt was a leader in the campaign against Clinton’s own infidelity.

Trent Lott (Hypocrisy, Honor and Integrity, Infidelity) 

FACT: Turning to the delicate subject of Gary Condit on FOX News last week, Trent suggested that "Infidelity is always unacceptable... If these allegations are true, obviously he should resign." Resign? Resign? Are you serious? Well, then how about these noteworthy infidels: Newt Gingrich (Who served divorce papers to his wife while she lying in a hospital bed fighting cancer so that he could marry his long time mistress. Fortunately, he’s already gone. He didn't resign because of his affair though, did he? Rudy Guliani is also gone. Unfortunately we still have such well-documented infidels as Henry Hyde, Bob Barr, Dan Burton (Who actually has an illegitimate child) and Tim Hutchinson (see below). And we know the world would be a much better place without them.

Rudy Guliani (Hypocrisy, Honor and Integrity, Infidelity) 

FACT: Rudy was perhaps the most classless infidel in recent memory, publicly maligning his wife while flaunting his mistress. A Truly classless individual! Recall that Rudy was an outspoken critic in the campaign against Clinton’s own infidelity.

Tim Hutchinson (Hypocrisy, Honor and Integrity, Infidelity) 

FACT: It is well-known that Tim cheated on his wife. Recall that Hutchinson was a leader in the campaign against Clinton’s own infidelity.

Henry Hyde (Hypocricy, Honor and Integrity, Infidelity) 

FACT: It is well-known that Hyde cheated on his wife. Recall that Hyde was a leader in the campaign against Clinton’s own infidelity. Shockingly, there were no follow-up impeachment hearings for Hyde.