A few years ago, I had to do a “found poem” for a creative writing class. For those of you not familiar with the term; a “found poem” is a poem composed of phrases taken from other publications and reassembled to form something new. It’s not my favorite form of writing, but it can be good for a challenge. Today, I present a sample of this style: A found poem composed of phrases taken from the latest edition of the Democratic Underground Hate Mail Bag. Edits have been made for clarity and decency, but I have tried to preserve the “unique” spelling, grammar and capitalization of the original authors.

Found Poem: Get stuffed, you socialists!!!!!

Dear dipshits: You A$$holes stink!

You are all a bunch of anti-american c**k-smokers.

Wise up buttheads: I don't think you faggots realize what you wish for

The real problem ELUDES your moron group of commie freedom grabbing scum bags.

I hate the USA and everything it stands for; nothing is your fault.

Do you think name calling is the way to do business or are issues most important?

I can't believe you f**king a**holes have nothing better to do.

Why are you so f**king stupid to believe the s**t that is spude by your leaders?

You are a hateful, lying, manipulative waste of space.

All you flaming liberal (dim)ocrats with your pathetic faggot a** shoulders,

You are no longer in power and it's driving you guys crazy.

Algores a scum bag; "Niggers" walking up and down the street.

I only hope that if another attack is successful, it is in San Francisco.

I thought your kind had a little more class than that?

So go on and continue living in the darkness; I am sending a link to your filth to Beck.

It's my dream to be a witless, pathetic waste of air.

You have awakened a sleeping giant and we will defeate you.

F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU, remember... F**K YOU!

See you in November, losers! GOT IT

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